Confession: I don’t like dogs.
I know. Just when you thought you sort of liked me, I have to go and reveal something as shameful as not liking (ok, hating) dogs.
But…. I’m still a good person. I swear.
My next confession: I started a blog devoted to my hatred.
It’s totally scary — admitting you hate one of the world’s most adored domesticated animals. Still, sometimes life is about taking risks and the more I talk about hating dogs, the more I realize there are a lot of us out there.
Well now there is finally a place where we can all come together, join hands, and express how we really feel (guest contributions are more than welcome!).
You can see it here: I Hate Your Dog
- If you like dogs, you probably won’t like this blog.
- If you like dogs, you could potentially still like this blog.
- If you hate dogs too, you’re going to love this blog.
Here’s a teaser:
“After being gone for most of the summer, I finally had the chance to hit the beach a few weeks ago. I went to kind of a random spot, mostly because because it was off the beaten path and you pretty much have to be a longtime local to even know it exists.
And when you live in a tourist/college town that is known for its beaches and year-round warm weather, it’s important to have a few secret spots where you can avoid a big ‘ol shit show, you know what I mean?
A few minutes after I got there, two girls showed up with a whole slew of beach gear. And one little, tiny dog.
I should have known the situation wasn’t going to go well when I overheard the dog owner speaking to her dog and referring to herself as “mommy.” Which was confusing because I’m no doctor or anything, but I’m pretty sure humans can’t give birth to dogs, but hey — what do I know?
Even stranger, was the fact that the woman’s friend…..read more.”
Are you a dog lover or hater? Do tell!