Normally I post a 90s Hottie on Mondays to kick off the week, but something has come up and I have to get it off my chest ASAP.
I’d like to consider myself a fairly positive person, but sometimes I get filled with hate. And you know what? It’s ok to hate sometimes.
Because how can you look at this and not feel anything but complete and utter contempt:
It’s a snake.
No, it’s a cake.
No, it’s a snake cake.
And it makes me want to rip my eyeballs out.
I’m actually feeling a little sick to my stomach right now. No joke.
I saw this picture floating around Facebook and the caption said something like: “How cool is this?”
No dude, it’s not cool. It’s gross. And weird. And creepy. And not to judge, it’s just plain wrong.
You know what’s cool? Being into snakes. Or being into anything. Geeking out is cool. But stooping to this kind of low makes me worried for you. And for the rest of us.
I’m actually having a hard time coming up with an occasion for which this cake would be appropriate. Can you just imagine how this would go over at a child’s birthday party?
Do you think the kids would fight over who gets to eat the head? “I want the piece with the beady red eyeball and bony jaw, Mommy!” *gags*
Although, kudos to the cake artist (or whatever) for making such a realistic depiction of an albino boa constrictor. I mean, seriously. Hats off to you. You should get a job at a wax museum or something.
Ok, thanks for hearing me out on this guys. I just couldn’t hold it in any longer.
What do you think of the snake cake?