This 90s Hottie isn’t exactly groundbreaking. In fact, he’s been on fire since the 80s. He is one of the only actors I can think of that has successfully transcended the 80s, 90s, AND 00s without losing a degree of hotness.

I can even forgive him for having a penchant for the “Heroin Chic” waif look that was so popular in the mid to late 90s (Wynona Ryder, Kate Moss and Vanessa Paradis? Ahem.)

The only reason he is being featured here today is because he’s single again. And while it’s not my style to celebrate the end of any relationship or the fracture of a family unit, I just thought you might want to know.

Consider this week’s 90s Hottie more of a PSA.

After 14 years, Johnny Depp is back on the market. That’s all. No big deal.

Excuse me while I go take a cold shower.

Happy Monday!