I’m sure you know that by now that word of your indiscretions with your former housekeeper has gotten out. And just when we thought it couldn’t get any worse, it turns out you also bore an illegitimate child with your employee of twenty years. Way to keep your sperminator in your pants jerk-face.
The first thing that comes to mind is, “What were you thinking?!”
I get the whole “paying for sex thing” that all you rich douche bags like to partake in, but the housekeeper? Really?! Isn’t that what hookers and call girls are for? Let me remind you of the woman you sacrificed your family for:
Not to be a hater, but come on. I really didn’t see this coming.
There’s a reason why Maria didn’t hire this girl to clean your house, ok?
Also, if I keep hearing about how you didn’t know she gave birth to your son until he was well into his toddlerhood, well… I might just vom all over your man-boobs. Just what was going through your mind when the housekeeper you had been boning wound up preggers?
Arnold- turn your eyes over here. Now look me in the blog and tell me: You really didn’t know that this kid was your son?
That’s what I thought.
The part that really, really kills me though is how hard Maria stood by you when all those stories were coming out about you groping women back in the 80′s. Because let’s be honest here: It didn’t seem all that far-fetched. BUT… Maria’s a classy lady and we believed her (more or less), and we supported her decision to stand by her man.
But now you’ve gone and thrown it all in her face and made her look like a fool. Well buddy, no one is more the fool than you. You’ve disgraced your family, ruined your political career, and broken the heart of a member of one of the most-respected families in American history.