Dear Arnold,
I’m sure you know that by now that word of your indiscretions with your former housekeeper has gotten out. And just when we thought it couldn’t get any worse, it turns out you also bore an illegitimate child with your employee of twenty years. Way to keep your sperminator in your pants jerk-face.
The first thing that comes to mind is, “What were you thinking?!”
I get the whole “paying for sex thing” that all you rich douche bags like to partake in, but the housekeeper? Really?! Isn’t that what hookers and call girls are for? Let me remind you of the woman you sacrificed your family for:
Not to be a hater, but come on. I really didn’t see this coming.
There’s a reason why Maria didn’t hire this girl to clean your house, ok?
Also, if I keep hearing about how you didn’t know she gave birth to your son until he was well into his toddlerhood, well… I might just vom all over your man-boobs. Just what was going through your mind when the housekeeper you had been boning wound up preggers?
Arnold- turn your eyes over here. Now look me in the blog and tell me: You really didn’t know that this kid was your son?
That’s what I thought.
The part that really, really kills me though is how hard Maria stood by you when all those stories were coming out about you groping women back in the 80′s. Because let’s be honest here: It didn’t seem all that far-fetched. BUT… Maria’s a classy lady and we believed her (more or less), and we supported her decision to stand by her man.
But now you’ve gone and thrown it all in her face and made her look like a fool. Well buddy, no one is more the fool than you. You’ve disgraced your family, ruined your political career, and broken the heart of a member of one of the most-respected families in American history.
Congratulations A-hole.
Love,
Me
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Dear Morgan,
You rock. Arnold sucks.
And that is all.
Love
Alison
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 18th, 2011 at 11:43 pm
Maria better be kicking some serious ass right now. 20 YEARS?! That's like a member of the family!
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 18th, 2011 at 11:43 pm
Maria better be kicking some serious ass right now. 20 YEARS?! That's like a member of the family!
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Oh you took the words right out of my mouth. So disgusting. And what is worse is that Arnold and Maria's son was born days before the son of the housekeeper. My heart breaks for the kids, all of them.
I guess we now know that steroids don't necessarily have long-lasting effects on a man's ability to spread his seed…
I think it's time for the next installment of The Terminator, and maybe Maria should get the title role this time. Actually if you think of Arnold's movie titles, you could make a funny story…
Let's see:
When Arnold goes "Commando" he starts acting like "Conan the Barbarian". Before you know it he just might have to start telling "True Lies" just in case one of those unlucky ladies gets pregnant with a little "Junior" or even worse – "Twins"!!! So maybe it's time to stop pretending he's the "Last Action Hero" and prepare for "T2:Judgment Day".
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 18th, 2011 at 11:44 pm
I think you've just crafted your next blog post! lol! That was awesome!
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Lara Audelo Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 6:43 am
Your post says it *best*
That little story was just me trying to kill time on my iphone trying to fall asleep!
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Lara Audelo Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 6:43 am
Your post says it *best*
That little story was just me trying to kill time on my iphone trying to fall asleep!
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 18th, 2011 at 11:44 pm
I think you've just crafted your next blog post! lol! That was awesome!
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Took the words right out of my mouth.
What were you thinking Arnie?
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 18th, 2011 at 11:44 pm
Consider my mind blown- WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 18th, 2011 at 11:44 pm
Consider my mind blown- WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!
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I'm just going to say this… I think he and the housekeeper are a closer "match" than he and Maria. I mean, really… Also, EWWW to the whole situation!
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 18th, 2011 at 11:45 pm
It's SO disgusting. On so man levels. I feel terrible for all the kids. No one should ever know these kinds of details about their parent's behavior.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 18th, 2011 at 11:45 pm
It's SO disgusting. On so man levels. I feel terrible for all the kids. No one should ever know these kinds of details about their parent's behavior.
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I agree with everything you said, except for this: would it be any better if it was a hot chick and not an aging housekeeper?
I don't think we should focus on how she looks or her job. It doesn't matter. He cheated. he sucks.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 18th, 2011 at 11:42 pm
I'm assuming you mean better or worse for Maria. I don't it has to be better or worse, because it is all awful. I think if his mistress/baby mama had been total babe it would have made the situation a little more "understandable" for lack of a better word. Perhaps it would have been easier to chalk is infidelities up to him being a "typical man." Before I had even seen the pictures of his mistress, I suspected that she was not going to be what most people suspect a man-stealing vixen to look like. It just makes the whole situation more convoluted.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 18th, 2011 at 11:42 pm
I'm assuming you mean better or worse for Maria. I don't it has to be better or worse, because it is all awful. I think if his mistress/baby mama had been total babe it would have made the situation a little more "understandable" for lack of a better word. Perhaps it would have been easier to chalk is infidelities up to him being a "typical man." Before I had even seen the pictures of his mistress, I suspected that she was not going to be what most people suspect a man-stealing vixen to look like. It just makes the whole situation more convoluted.
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The Serb knows a lady who worked with AS(S) in the 90s and he totally groped her. The man is scum.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 18th, 2011 at 11:48 pm
Omg. I was reading some of the reports about it last night. They all had the same story. I know that we are all in control of our own actions, but I can't help but feel like that housekeeper was taken advantage of. Arnold has serious issues.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 18th, 2011 at 11:48 pm
Omg. I was reading some of the reports about it last night. They all had the same story. I know that we are all in control of our own actions, but I can't help but feel like that housekeeper was taken advantage of. Arnold has serious issues.
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Although, to be fair— the Kennedy family doesn't exactly have a stellar reputation when it comes to fidelity either.
Still. GROSS.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 12:02 am
True…. I suppose that could be psychoanalyzed a hundred different ways. But yes, still GROSS.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 12:02 am
True…. I suppose that could be psychoanalyzed a hundred different ways. But yes, still GROSS.
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"Now look me in the blog and tell me.."
PRICELESS.
Clearly, the man is a sex addict. Not an excuse, obviously, but the fact that the housekeeper wasn't a Playboy playmate highlights that he has a serious addiction.
Can you imagine being that KID right now?? Poor guy.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:50 am
That's the worst part: The kids are exposed to all this disgusting behavior.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:50 am
That's the worst part: The kids are exposed to all this disgusting behavior.
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I agree with Ryan that the "look me in the blog" line was funny:)
It's so terrible that nowadays, when marriages break up, the first thought is always adultery on one persons part. You know he only came out with it because it was about to come out some other way and he was trying to minimize the damage. Since he had been keeping the secret this long, he would have kept on keeping it.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:51 am
Call me old fashioned, but what happened to paying a mistresses and reporters off?
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Nicole Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 6:57 am
The mistresses and reporters want too much money and the cheaters are too cheap.
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Nicole Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 6:57 am
The mistresses and reporters want too much money and the cheaters are too cheap.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:51 am
Call me old fashioned, but what happened to paying a mistresses and reporters off?
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Yup. Gross.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:52 am
That pretty much sums it up!
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:52 am
That pretty much sums it up!
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Arnold needs plenty of help. I feel so sorry for the children. Marriages have issues but always amazes me how many men in the spot light make such horrible decisions. Yeah, maybe and ego power trip but seriously it gets so old so fast. Keep it in your pants, he will probably claim he has a sex addiction next. Money can't buy class that is for sure.
Poor kids, poor kids.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:53 am
I feel so awful for all the kids. They should never have had to know that this happened.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:53 am
I feel so awful for all the kids. They should never have had to know that this happened.
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Arnold needs plenty of help. Marriages have issues but always amazes me how many men in the spot light make such horrible decisions. Yeah, maybe and ego power trip but seriously it gets so old so fast. Keep it in your pants, he will probably claim he has a sex addiction next. Money can't buy class that is for sure.
Poor kids, poor kids.
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"Now look me in the blog and tell me: You really didn’t know that this kid was your son?"
If I had something in my mouth I would have spit it all over the screen. Hilarious.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:53 am
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May 19th, 2011 at 5:53 am
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It is so crazy to imagine that Maria was congratulating this woman on her pregnancy. Buying baby gifts & birthday presents. All the while her husbands baby momma was right under his nose.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:54 am
OMG- I was thinking the same thing!!! She probably bought her an amazing baby shower gift. That woman worked for them for 20 YEARS. Ug.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:54 am
OMG- I was thinking the same thing!!! She probably bought her an amazing baby shower gift. That woman worked for them for 20 YEARS. Ug.
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Awesome. So glad you wrote this. The whole situation is disgusting. And sad. And those poor kids (no matter who their mother is).
Just yuck.
I think your chickens have WAY more self control.
(and they can't stop pecking each other's necks, so…)
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:55 am
At least the chickens have a legitimate excuse for their behavior: They are animals. Forget the doghouse- Arnold needs to be in the chicken coop!
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:55 am
At least the chickens have a legitimate excuse for their behavior: They are animals. Forget the doghouse- Arnold needs to be in the chicken coop!
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This is one of my favorite posts of yours. What a d-bag! You nailed it sister!
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:56 am
Just when you think that douchebaggery can't get any worse than Tiger Woods. Thanks Arnold- you really set the bar high this time!
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:56 am
Just when you think that douchebaggery can't get any worse than Tiger Woods. Thanks Arnold- you really set the bar high this time!
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I am so disgusted with him. Totally. No respect for him at all.
At least he's not in office anymore.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:57 am
I seriously never want to see his face on a screen ever again. So grossed out.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:57 am
I seriously never want to see his face on a screen ever again. So grossed out.
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Although my greatest sympathy lies with Maria and the children, I wonder how easy it would've have been for his employee to say "no" to him. This was her pay check and livelihood for ten years before she became pregnant, and it's not like she told Arnold right away that she was having his child. I can't imagine working in that sort of environment.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Oh, I definitely think she was put in a terrible situation. There are a lot of victims here. Arnold isn't one of them. Have you read the reports of his fondling accusations? They are all pretty creepy and eerily similar. Ew, ew, ew.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Oh, I definitely think she was put in a terrible situation. There are a lot of victims here. Arnold isn't one of them. Have you read the reports of his fondling accusations? They are all pretty creepy and eerily similar. Ew, ew, ew.
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Well said. It's mind boggling that famous and rich can't behave better than that. Seriously. This is trailer park behavior.
Rock on Morgan, Rock on.
BTW…making German Chocolate cake pops…I'll let you know how they are.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
German chocolate! Perf!
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May 19th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
German chocolate! Perf!
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BRAVO!! I feel so bad for Maria and the kids and I just can not even look at that creeper any longer!
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
I feel terrible for all of them too! I'm so grossed out.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
I feel terrible for all of them too! I'm so grossed out.
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Do you think it's possible that when he noticed the housekeepers growing baby bump he asked her about it and her reply was: "It's not a tumor!" (In an Austrian accent of course)
Sorry, I just couldn't resist!
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Hee hee! Someone had to go there.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Hee hee! Someone had to go there.
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She really reminds me of Octomom.
I feel so bad for the kids, especially this boy. His life is going to be a pig circus for quite a while. I'd hope that, ultimately, the half-siblings won't punish him for basically being born.
That said, hope Arnold was done having any sort of a political career.
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May 19th, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Omg. From the look of things (her drastic makeover) I imagine that she's put a pretty penny into that face of hers. I can only imagine where the cash was coming from. I hope her poor child doesn't suffer. The only good thing that could come out of this would be if they all embrace him and he winds up with a really wonderful support system.
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Samantha Reply:
May 20th, 2011 at 2:35 am
Seriously, that would be the best outcome. From a slightly different perspective, my husband recently reconnected with his birth mum, in the process finding out that he has two brothers and a huge extended family. We were lucky to be completely be embraced by them. I really hope this kid is able to have the same experience.
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Samantha Reply:
May 20th, 2011 at 2:35 am
Seriously, that would be the best outcome. From a slightly different perspective, my husband recently reconnected with his birth mum, in the process finding out that he has two brothers and a huge extended family. We were lucky to be completely be embraced by them. I really hope this kid is able to have the same experience.
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May 19th, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Omg. From the look of things (her drastic makeover) I imagine that she's put a pretty penny into that face of hers. I can only imagine where the cash was coming from. I hope her poor child doesn't suffer. The only good thing that could come out of this would be if they all embrace him and he winds up with a really wonderful support system.
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Dude, you left out the part where Republicans are supposed to be all about "family values". Does Jesus approve of boinking the housekeeper? I though not.
XOXO!
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 2:29 pm
Arnold isn't really a Republican. Shhhhh!
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May 19th, 2011 at 2:29 pm
Arnold isn't really a Republican. Shhhhh!
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Amen!!
Arnold is scum.
How could Maria not have known?! And if she knew and stood by him to protect his career, well… that is twisted and screwed up.
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Who knows what went on behind closed doors or what she did and didn't know. If she did know, I don't blame her for wanting to keep the secret. I would imagine it would have been more about protecting her family than his career. I hope!
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Manual Noriega Reply:
May 20th, 2011 at 9:51 am
But, she's so hot!
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Manual Noriega Reply:
May 20th, 2011 at 9:51 am
But, she's so hot!
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thelittlehenhouse Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Who knows what went on behind closed doors or what she did and didn't know. If she did know, I don't blame her for wanting to keep the secret. I would imagine it would have been more about protecting her family than his career. I hope!
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He just lost ME as a customer. No way am I going to eat in his restaurant anymore (though I wasn't really planning to because the food sucked, but still). It sucks that he's been in so many movies and we'll still have to be subjected to his face all the frickin time.
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You tell him! And I think she probably knew – maybe not the entire time – but agreed to keep it secret until her own children were older. Us mothers always protect our young. He's a schmuck, but sadly not the first or the last to treat his loving family like crap.
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But she's so hot!
Manual Noriega
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Never liked him, never liked his movies and now I feel justified for my feelings. I hate to be double guessing but I think Maria knew it from the very beginning. For reasons unbeknown to us she denied it more than once. I hope it was for love and for the kids' sake and not for the more sinister ones (ambition, career, perfect family image). I believe Maria has a strong personality and will hold her grounds. For Arnold…'hasta la vista, baby'…in court
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AS is an ASS. Great letter. I say mail it to his office or love shack, or better yet to poor Maria so she can have a good laugh.
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